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Top Ten Signs Your Favorite TV Show Has Been Cancelled June 20, 2005 2:11 am |
10. They start killing off characters and it's a reality show
9. Your TiVo makes a laughing sound when you try to record the remaining episodes
8. In final episode, actors' lines are drowned out by the sound of stagehands breaking down the set
7. The President's Axis of Evil now includes Iraq, Iran, North Korea and your show
6. When host says, "We will be right back," a group of executives rush in and beat him senseless
5. Instead of closing credits you see resumes
4. The "Desperate Housewives" become desperate hookers
3. You just hired your 23rd Apprentice
2. In promotion spots, the premiere episode is referred to as the series finale
1. Network announces six-episode story arc in which each main character goes out to dinner with Robert Blake
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Back. Almost June 20, 2005 2:16 am |
Got my computer working again, but had problems finding my blog program installer so I could start using it again, that's why it's been so long.
Then, for kicks, I just tried running the program as is, and up it came. Apparently nothing is stored anywhere else, so I could've been using the blogger all this time.
I do intend to go back and copy some of the entries from my uncensored blog over here, so be sure and look back at some earlier entries in a week or so, may take me that long to get everything copied over, and properly censored.
BTW, the Road site may take a little longer, still have to reinstall Front Page to get that site updated.
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Gone Fishing June 23, 2005 12:19 pm |
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.""Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."
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